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Congress Pushes to Declare Pizza a Vegetable

November 16, 2011

Yesterday, some House Republicans decided that, for the sake of school lunches, pizza ought to be considered a vegetable. More precisely, what is being declared a vegetable is the pizza sauce that’s used on top of a lump of carbohydrates and under a mass of grease-laden cheese full of saturated fats.

Based on the 2009 recommendations of the Institute of Medicine, Secretary of Agriculture Tom Vilsack recently released new guidelines for public school lunches. These guidelines initially faced resistance from potato industry lobbyists because of the limits his guidelines placed on the amount of potatoes that children could eat at school – specifically limiting the amount of potatoes served to one cup per student per week.  Emerging from the lobbying efforts against these guidelines were plenty of misleading arguments about the nutritional value of potatoes and how they could be considered a “gateway vegetable” to other more nutritious vegetables like broccoli, carrots, or kale. In fact, The National Potato Council was so influential during these lobbying efforts that it prompted members of Congress to publicly question the research which suggests that dark green vegetables are healthier than potatoes.

The motives of the USDA were even brought into question, and the debate was at times restructured to that of a “federal vs. local” argument as to who should issue nutritional guidelines for public school – the entirety of which was bunk. Vilsack released these guidelines not as a slight to the National Potato Council, but as a measure to stop schoolchildren from being fed French fries with ketchup or baked potatoes slathered in butter or cheese as a method of cheaply meeting the requirements that public school students be fed vegetables.

Congressional Republicans argued that school lunches should not be determined by the federal government (or, in the case of some, any government). Remember though, these are schoolchildren, child-ren, not adults. Just as they rarely do in their own homes, they do not decide what they are fed at school. Just as their parents make those choices, hopefully based on what is best for them, at home, the government which operates public schools should have the ability to do the same during their lunch periods. In this sense the school acts in lieu of their parents if and when the parents do not send their child to school with an already packed lunch. Unfortunately, too many schools are limited by small budgets and large contracts with processed food vendors and too often purchase foods based on what is the cheapest or easiest to prepare. Allowing them to continue this practice by declaring a tomato sauce as a proper vegetable will only continue this practice.

The school should have a say as to what children are fed and should be encouraged to do so based on what is best for the children, and not necessarily what the children or The Potato Council would like to be served. (Of course children gravitate towards French fries and pizza! We humans are hard-wired to enjoy fatty, salty foods more than vegetables, especially while we are young.) Furthermore, public schools receive funding from the federal government through various programs, including those which subsidize lunches. In that light, the government not only has an interest but a responsibility to ensure that the money being distributed is being put to good use. The government should to be able to make limitations on serving items that hardly qualify as food and certainly aren’t nutritious, especially in a time like the present when we face such inconceivable and preventable health problems wrought by the foods we eat.

This demonstrates how, even when Tom Vilsack is on the side of doing the right thing for the health of our nation, Congress gets in the way due to the special interest groups which largely guide their decision making. Ask yourself this: by declaring pizza sauce a vegetable, who are they serving? It is certainly not school children in the school districts they represent. It’s the American Frozen Food Institute, the National Potato Council, ConAgra, etc.

Take a look at House Committee on Agriculture Chairman, Frank Lucas. In 2011-2012 his top campaign funding came from American Crystal Sugar, Dean Foods, and Flo-Sun Inc, a company which operates sugar mills in Florida. His third highest donor in the 2009-2010 election cycle was Monsanto. It’s a shame that school children or their parents can’t afford the lobbying power to be heard in DC quite in the way that agricultural conglomorates can. One would think the rates of heart disease and diabetes, especially amongst America’s youth, would be enough to speak for themselves.

12 Comments leave one →
  1. November 16, 2011 10:52 pm

    are you fucking kidding me…. gateway vegetable?

  2. November 16, 2011 11:47 pm

    If potatoes were gateway vegetables, US-Americans wouldn’t be obese. After all, fries are likely one of the first vegetables US-Americans eat when growing up. 🙂

  3. November 17, 2011 4:49 am

    Mr Potato head gave me my first carrot. I’ve been addicted ever since.

  4. November 17, 2011 1:25 pm

    I like how Monsanto, the third largest contributor for the 2009-2010 election cycle for House Committee on Agriculture Chairman Frank Lucas, is now facing a public tribunal and being accused of violating human rights with their pesticides. I’m sure glad these are the people we have lobbying to influence the food decisions of our children…wow.

  5. November 17, 2011 4:35 pm

    Don’t they also consider ketchup to be a vegetable, even though it is full of sugar and chemicals? Our world is upside down! Here’s to the return of higher wisdom from the depths of our innermost being. It is time to put the extraordinary into the ordinary and wake up to our powerful spiritual being and the world can rise out of the darkness into the light of truth.

  6. November 18, 2011 9:34 am

    Yikes…it’s just amazing what comes up in congress and I suppose, more amazing, is the fact that it is being considered!

  7. Opus the Poet permalink
    November 18, 2011 1:10 pm

    If there was ever any question we live in a Fascist state, the actions of Congress in this matter should eliminate all doubt. And for those who don’t understand Fascism is government of the corporations, by the corporations, and for the corporations. The totalitarian bit was just the Nazis’ basic instincts against actual democracy, it is entirely possible to live in a fascist republic with democratically elected representatives, in fact that’s what we do now. And Ketchup was declared a vegetable during the Regan administration back before it became mostly corn syrup and flavors with a little bit of tomatoes.

  8. November 19, 2011 3:18 am

    I think it all comes down to responsibility. Which part of the cycle is going to look at things ethically and stop looking at things from a business perspective. I completely agree that businesses need to do whatever possible to get ahead of the competition, and I understand that congressmen and politicians need the financial support of their donors, however, somewhere the responsibility needs to fall in someones hands. Somebody needs to act ethically and with the best interests of the youth at heart, and stop just looking at the dollars and cents that they could personally profit from lobbying for a certain food industry.

  9. November 19, 2011 6:01 am

    Vegetables grow from the ground. Dear congress boneheads: Where can I get pizza seeds from?

    Come on, seriously even a child raised in the wild knows pizza doesn’t grow. Next they’ll be saying suicide is a myth and GOD is as real as the tooth fairy

  10. November 23, 2011 9:05 pm

    For my American friends who can’t believe their Congress would do anything so it is…pizza is a vegetable…Thanksgiving will never be the same without that side of mashed potatoes, stuffing, suash and…pizza…with gravy…. : )


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